Tweet from The Onion (TheOnion)

The Onion : 'What About That Whole Birth Certificate Thing?' Romney Suggests To Staff http://onion.com/OGS1oZ http://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/248788398406524928 (Sent via Seesmic http://www.seesmic.com)

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Tweet from Patrick de Lange (patrickdelange)

Patrick de Lange : "CFO asks CEO: "What happens if we invest in developing our people & then they leave us?" CEO: 'What happens if we don't, and they stay?"" http://twitter.com/patrickdelange/status/247528690110590976 (Sent via Seesmic http://www.seesmic.com)

Tweet from The Onion (TheOnion)

The Onion : Fed Admits Up Until Now U.S. Has Just Been Coasting Off Money From 'Avatar' http://onion.com/Qao2Se http://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/246980452995440641 (Sent via Seesmic http://www.seesmic.com)

RT @stephentotilo:Have they gotten to the part where Clint Eastwood takes the stage stands next to a chair and berates an imaginary iPhone 4S

RT @BrentO: Schiller: "We designed the iPhone 5 to fit your hand. Exactly where your money used to be."

Tweet from San Francisco 49ers (49ers)

San Francisco 49ers : It's finally gameday! #BeatThePackers http://twitter.com/49ers/status/244814801736454144 (Sent via Seesmic http://www.seesmic.com)

Tweet from Steven Amiri (StevenAmiri)

Steven Amiri : "So are you sitting next to President Obama or may I join you?" - My new pickup line http://twitter.com/StevenAmiri/status/241741176212975618 (Sent via Seesmic http://www.seesmic.com)

Blast from the past parked in our lot

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What could possibly go wrong?

Tweet from Paul Thurrott (thurrott)

Paul Thurrott : You know what else is a "catastrophe," Gabe? Your inability to finish Half-Life 2 Episode 3. Just a thought. http://twitter.com/thurrott/status/228485343886856192 (Sent via Seesmic http://www.seesmic.com)

Tweet from Tim Goodman (BastardMachine)

Tim Goodman : PBS is basking in the #DowntonAbbey glow. And viewers might be discovering its gems, finally. My THR column. http://bit.ly/Oif3gV http://twitter.com/BastardMachine/status/227281376225935360 (Sent via Seesmic http://www.seesmic.com)

Tweet from Matt (mister_limey)

Matt : It says a lot about the US that when a man in a costume with a gun kills people, they ban costumes. http://twitter.com/mister_limey/status/227280514954956800 (Sent via Seesmic http://www.seesmic.com)